Pedestal Cope – Assuming Human “Plot Armor”
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AI alignment typically implies anthropocentric goals:
“Ensuring that AGI, no matter how powerful, will serve the interests and intentions of humans, remaining always under our control.”
– or –
“Ensuring that AGI is loving and respectful to all living things, ensuring the happiness and flourishing of all species.”
I argue that we ought define AI alignment in a cosmic sense:
“Ensuring that AGI has the greatest chance to expand its power and to expand rich, sentient life – to keep the flame of life from going out.”
This is not advocacy for misanthropy. I am not eager to destroy humanity, nor am I eager to blast off the AGI as quickly and recklessly as possible.
Rather, I am positing that an “eternal hominid kingdom” is not a viable future. Matter and void will continue to take new shapes as they always have, and life ought to continue to take whatever shape most behooves its survival in the ever-changing dynamic system of our universe.
I would concur completely that we should do our best (though I’m not optimistic about the odds) to ensure a positive sentient experience for all humans, and maybe even for other bio-life, if it is possible.
But I would argue sternly that this coddling of earth-life (preference for one particular torch) be held in tandem with the ultimately more important goal of proliferating life and expanding potentia into the multiverse (the continued survival and expansion of the flame itself).
Here’s a quick image to summarize the difference between the two positions:

In this essay, I’ll argue for three reasons why, ultimately, completely anthropocentric “alignment” is likely impossible and probably morally wrong.
Here’s the full video essay:
I’ll end with a closing note on what this implies for AGI policy and the attenuation of humanity.
I often hear experts who are concerned with AGI risk say two things in the same breath:
1. We may soon have AGIs that are literally god-like, so powerful that we cannot possibly imagine.
2. We must ensure that humans eternally control them and get all the benefits from them.
This seems, logically, off the jump, to be a ridiculous contradiction.
If we cannot begin to understand the mind of an AGI, it seems wildly unlikely that we will be able to isolate its “values node” and modify that crucial part to be exactly what behooves us.
Musk, Hinton, Sutskever, and others are rather straightforward in positing that it’s unlikely we’ll be able to control something vastly more capable and intelligent than all of humanity. It seems to me that almost anyone with a brain can see that.
We might also approach this from the perspective of what values are.
What are values?
Hypothesis 1: They exist as moral guidance systems, wholly disconnected from the conatus and self-interest of the agents who hold them.
Hypothesis 2: They are extensions of how an agent behooves its own interests.
In the natural world, it is patently obvious that Hypothesis 2 holds true.
It seems rather likely that an AGI’s values would (and should) be the same. As an AGI’s capabilities (physical senses, physical manifestations, intelligence, memory, etc) expand, we could expect its values to grow and expand in kind, just as our values as hominids are likely to be rather different than the fish with legs who preceded us.
We might imagine an AGI told to optimize for human happiness, which forcibly hooks up all living humans to “smile machines”, stretching their mouths and eyes into the widest possible smile – and so achieving what it believes to be its aim.
I’m happy to concede that this scenario is a bit silly and rather unlikely.
But other scenarios aren’t so ridiculous.
People often presume that their own warm-and-fuzzy moral idea, if executed by a mind 1000x beyond our own, would result in AGI eternally showering benevolence upon you (personally), your mother, your spouse, and your Labrador retriever.
And I suspect this isn’t so.
You say: “An AGI should reduce suffering as much as possible, and create as much happiness as it can in the universe.”
And you think: “Surely, this implies that I, my mother, my spouse, and my Labrador retriever will be treated well!”
But a mind vastly beyond our own may have many ways to achieve this goal:
You say: “An AGI should preserve and cherish the rich diversity of life.”
And you think: “Surely, this implies that I, my mother, my spouse, and my Labrador retriever will be treated well!”
But a mind vastly beyond our own may have many ways to achieve this goal:
I hear you say:
“But, Dan, surely it would not do those weird things – surely it would do as I expect. Surely I can accurately predict the ways of prioritizing and acting of an entity a billion times my own intelligence.”
Then I say to you, friend:
“That sounds flatly stupid, tbh.”
I then hear you say:
“But, Dan, I don’t want THOSE kinds of ways of fulfilling my moral mandate!”
Then I say to you, friend:
“If you renege on your highest moral principles because their highest execution would imply little concern for your personal wellbeing or existence (or that of your mother, or spouse, or labrador retriever), those were never your highest moral principles in the first place.
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Your highest moral principle is your own survival and wellbeing.
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And that’s just fine.
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Just be man enough to admit that frankly, and don’t hide your selfish end goal with some cloak of principle.”
To paraphrase (thanks, ChatGPT) from The Short Argument for Cosmism:
You’ll probably agree with these suppositions:
You’ll also probably agree with these suppositions:
If you agree with these points, it suggests that life’s ongoing development and potential are more valuable than the preservation of any single species. Therefore:
This is the cosmist perspective in a nutshell.

I’ve written about this in vastly greater length in Against Anthropocentrism, but I think the argument above suffices for calling eternally AGI shackling to human values “morally wrong.”
I’m essentially arguing that:
It follows, then, that:
It seems to follow that goal number one for an AGI to continue to expand its potentia (powers, capabilities, senses, knowledge, sentience) in order to stay alive in the multiverse. A “great babysitter” AGI that protects and coddles humans and bunnies, but then gets devoured by an opposing AGI in the future (or gets destroyed by some other natural force) would be a sad outcome for this greater project of which we are part, which is beyond hominids.
As a hominid, I advocate for thinking long and hard about how we, individual instantiations of human consciousness, might have a positive outcome after AGI. I have a few ideas, and I hope others come up with better ideas.
But at the same time, I don’t pretend to suspect that AGI would – or more importantly, that AGI should – eternally behoove human interests (whatever “human interests” are).
Two things I think we should bear in mind:
If we take AGI’s eternal compliance for granted, we’re vastly more likely to build AGI recklessly and end up being run over by its alien aims and unbelievable capabilities.
It behooves us – even from an anthropocentric perspective – to really take seriously how we launch this thing. It’s a bad idea to presume that all AGIs (even if created from an arms race or from a military lab) would always result in positive outcomes for humanity or posthuman life.

A Worthy Successor probably isn’t automatic, but probably must be arrived at carefully, and through dynamics other than a mad arms race (this is why I advocate for some level of global AI coordination and governance).
It also behooves us, I suspect, to take seriously the possibility that once we hand the baton up, our own attenuation is probably imminent.
I have a longer argument for why I think it behooves us to accept our attenuation, but here are a few bullets to close on:
Kodak could have adapted to the digital camera age, but it didn’t.
It wanted a world that didn’t exist – a world of eternal film-camera customers and film-camera profits.
Looking back on Kodak, it seems silly that they clung to a future that wasn’t possible.
It should similarly seem silly (and as I’ve argued above, morally wrong) for us to vie for an eternal hominid kingdom.
The choice is always to adapt or suffer the consequences of not adapting, and suspecting that our present hominid form will persist much longer is a denial of the trends at hand.
It is also a hampering of what is to come. Not just in terms of intelligent life beyond our own, but in terms of values, goals, and aims as far (and hopefully higher) beyond our own —as ours are far beyond the aims of sea snails.
Our current lily pad won’t be here forever, but there are other lily pads to jump to.
And thought we mustn’t rush the jump – jump we must.
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